Yeah I know you're going to be shocked. Brace yourself. Seriously sit down right now. I ran 1.1 miles in 12:30. I know, amazing isn't it. And I waited until 11:30pm at night! Shocking really. Hey did I mention I love running in forty mile per hour wind? Its great. Right. Who am I? What am I doing?
Oh yeah I signed up for a mileage contest, ROFL. Perfect timing. 8.35 miles this week so far, yeah....no worries.
I'm on the elite list. I think I'd better go find my shoes.