Coldest day EVER in our town today, for those of you who came here for a weather report. If I was talking to my Great Aunt Lulu (doesn't exist) the weather topic would be followed by an excrutiating account of my physical ailments (do exist.) So here you go. My knees hurt. Great. I'm sure you're lives were enriched by this and every other post on this blog-tastic outpouring of nonsense.