Day 351 - What it is
Occassionally I let myself think a few things. Like, hey not everyone is out running 4.65 miles in the middle of the night through snow and ice, in near 0 degree weather. Thats kinda cool. And not everyone in the world is running their 351st day in a row. Thats kinda cool. Look I understand my running style can be described affectionately as waddling, and my speed makes Bea Arthur look like Usain Bolt, but hey sometimes, I let myself think for just a second that, I have a little hawtsawss in me. Of course then I remember that I'm wearing a man bra. OK so let me clarify. The reflective vest that I recently received may be a little short for my elongated torso....I like the vest, especially since because if I wear it, I give a nice glowing target for truckers... I do like the vest though, gives off an effervescent aura of running seriousness. If you put on enough hard core running gear does it make you hard core? I save my "sprints" for running across the intersection in front of people watching, if that helps? Then when no one is looking I drop down to my penguin pace....
4.65 in 59:00!