I entered a virtual race. Here.
Per the instructions and deadline and my overall strategy. I am finishing last in the race. (When they said there were prizes for the "bottom three" this is what they meant, right?) And I am finishing last in the submission of my race report. I am a model of consistency. Per the instructions:
"When you've finished your report (deadline 11:59pm CST March 16th, 2010)"
I am posting this with two minutes to spare.
To celebrate my thorough lastness. I have composed this haiku for your pleasure.
Shuffled for long hours
Hills stink, rats no body glide
Last place is now mine.
6.66 miles in 1:20 of hill repeats on Sunday.
(followed by 3 more miles of such ludicrousness)